It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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