if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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