My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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