I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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