whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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