well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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