Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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