I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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