after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize