He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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