Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
its not stalking. its research.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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