Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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