I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
it's great music for shaving your balls
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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