and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We're too hungover to prance.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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