where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
youre lurking in front of me
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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