I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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