Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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