Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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