The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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