STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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