It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
