Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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