Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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