I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
