Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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