I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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