If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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