come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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