we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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