We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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