Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the day after is always just damage control
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
