Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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