8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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