We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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