we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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