You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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