Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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