i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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