I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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