I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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