so that wasnt chicken after all
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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