Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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