You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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