I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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