The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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