Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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