susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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