My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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