there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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