Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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