I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
