Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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