My brain says no but my pants say off.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize