thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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