i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
