Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I want a musical about memes.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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